JT’s Honeydew

Let’s file this under “this is what my life has become”: I just spent the last 15 minutes in my kitchen, shirtless, cutting a honeydew melon while giving Justin Timberlake’s new album a listen. As former Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle would say “Oh it’s true, it’s true, it’s damn true”

“Da fuck you want?”

“Da fuck you want?”

“…honest to Allah”

Today I slept in until 10 (that’s super sleeping in for me), had Starbucks and Lucky Charms for breakfast, had a pizza delivered for lunch, watched two Paul Rudd movies, on-demanded the season finale of Kroll Show then watched a Bar Rescue marathon.

Breaking news: I am 26 years old, not in a college frat and honest to Allah not hungover at all.

What a great Sunday.

“A nice dose of asshole first thing in the AM”

You have to love getting a nice dose of asshole first thing in the AM. As in an guy being an asshole, not like an actual ass hole. This really is nothing but at 6:30 AM, it’s like come onnnnn man. Let me explain:

Phone rings.  I answer it good morning.

“Yea are you guys open?” 

No sir, we open at 7:30.

“Well you really should list that on your website!”

It is on our web site sir.

“NO IT’S NOT I’M LOOKING RIGHT AT IT!”

The hours are listed on the contact page, sir. 

“WELL I LOOK AGAIN!” *click*

 Well alrightyyyy then. You, sir, can suck it. 

“Sorry there isn’t any hip indie bands on here”

Well it’s been a whole calendar year since I posted here.  Sorry about that.

Last night while sluggishly trying to just fit in a mile on the treadmill at the gym (sounds easy to you fit people but try being Short & Fat…errr Short & Pat?), I was thinking of some of my favorite albums of the last few years.  So here are a few in alphabetical order:

The Black Keys  El Camino

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fun.  Some Nights

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Kid Cudi  Man on the Moon: The End of Day

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Kings of Leon  Because of the Times

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Pearl Jam  Backspacer

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So that’s them. I was too lazy to write further explanations.  All of the above have had 2+ month stints in the car CD player (yes CD) and in rotation on the gym playlist.  Sorry there isn’t any hip indie bands on here, I just really enjoyed these albums.